Monday, September 29, 2008

Chuck must be pissed



Chuck Palahniuk, author of both Choke and Fight Club along with a string of "cult classic" novels, must have had little say in the final cut of Choke, the movie. Either that, or the delayed success of his last book, coupled with what were here at Recognize can only guess is a budding drug problem, has caused him to do anything for money.


Regardless, if you were a fan of the book, don't see the movie. At the midpoint, when every twist starts to unravel itself, the original story falls apart and defines a new path to a more Judy Garland ending.
The Good:
The filter used on the camera throughout the movie gave it that seventies porno flick feel that a reader might glean from the book.
The Bad:
The writing.
Reason not to see the movie with your mother:
Enough sexual content that theres no way the original cut made it by the MPAA on it's first, second, or even seventh try without garnering an NC-17 rating.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Amy Whinehouse Translates into American as "Dirty Whore"


Wow! When you didn't think the over-publicized, over-rated drug addict, Amy Whinehouse, couldn't be worse, she...well....gets worse. Reports came in this week that the young crackhead was loaned a closet of silk dresses from a British designer. According to Carolina, radio personality on the Elvis Duran in the Morning show, Whinehouse got wasted and ralphed all over herself and one of the dresses she'd worn to a club. Upon her return home, she hung the dress back in the closet with the clean dresses. Needless to say, the dresses were sent back to the designer covered in whiskey smelling vomit.


Amy! Who dropped you on your head and told you that going Linda Blair on some dresses was normal behavior?


This one needs to get it together. Or just step out of the lime light so I have more time to focus on more relevant news like the election and Lindsay Lohan's assertion of homosexuality.


-McConnors

Well Duh


Kelson here, with a Well Duh.


Was anyone shocked to learn that Clay Aiken is gay?
Good for him.
Kelly Ripa is giving everyone a big "I told you so"

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