Friday, September 26, 2008

Amy Whinehouse Translates into American as "Dirty Whore"


Wow! When you didn't think the over-publicized, over-rated drug addict, Amy Whinehouse, couldn't be worse, she...well....gets worse. Reports came in this week that the young crackhead was loaned a closet of silk dresses from a British designer. According to Carolina, radio personality on the Elvis Duran in the Morning show, Whinehouse got wasted and ralphed all over herself and one of the dresses she'd worn to a club. Upon her return home, she hung the dress back in the closet with the clean dresses. Needless to say, the dresses were sent back to the designer covered in whiskey smelling vomit.


Amy! Who dropped you on your head and told you that going Linda Blair on some dresses was normal behavior?


This one needs to get it together. Or just step out of the lime light so I have more time to focus on more relevant news like the election and Lindsay Lohan's assertion of homosexuality.


-McConnors

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